 Ok. I need to try to do this quick because my adult ADD is in full effect these days (summer mode). It's been too long. Far too long. When I saw what the last batch of pictures I uploaded, I felt shame... ...and shame makes me wanna take naps so let's do this!  First off we got a little SEPARATED AT BIRTH.  Mommer let us have the car for a couple weeks and.. it was pretty great.  We went to the Warwick Drive-In Movie Theater. It was very weird. You pay eight or nine dollars apiece for two movies. We chose KICK ASS and FROM PARIS WITH LOVE over CLASH OF THE TITANS and VALENTINES DAY. The sound comes through the radio, so you could really watch either screen, if you park in the right spot. The concession stand is only open for maybe 15 minutes between the movies. Behind the counter, back by the microwave, somebody's grandmother sits wrapped in a blanket. Don't get the pizza roll.  The weird googly eyes drawn in the zeros sends a weird message when framed and under glass.  I always check for the Bible.  SECRETS.  We think it's some Ukrainian Knights of Columbus shit.  Mourning craft.  Apparently, aside from being a world renowned dancer, he was the first black owner of a resort in the once popular "Borscht Belt" of the Catskills. The Peg Leg Bates Country Club  That's what I'm talking about, man.  I was caught shoplifting Lip Smackers and an eyelash curler at Ames when I was 15.  Poetry Corner and the Eric Carr tribute gallery occupy the same booth.  BORD OF HEALTH RULES!!!!  Just like Cambodia.  Jon found his spirit hat.  This mansion in Hyde Park, NY is the smallest of all the Vanderbilt Estates.  Back in those days if you wanted a fence you had to buy it.  Time to come back to the city and feed the little ones.  JENNY! |